What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?